Virgo - April 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A message from 'the other side' will break through to your reality this month in the shape of a hippopotamus wearing pink shoes. Beware of pottery based gift shops with farmyard arrangements in the window and postal offers that allow you to pay in monthly installments over three months.

A strange happening is likely to alter your direction once or twice this month. This could be potentially a very sinister, evil, happening, however it is more likely that roadwork's will send you on a diversion from which you may never fully recover.

This month, your lucky fruit is a pear. Your lucky body shape is pear shaped. You will be strangely drawn to images of Henry 8th and other pear shaped nobility for much of the month until Mars's trajectory encompasses its own equilibrium.


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