Taurus - April 2007 - Funny Horoscope

The flowers in the garden of springtime glisten invitingly and you may feel the urge to strip off all your clothing before running with carefree abandon bare-footedly through the meadows. However, there are more eyes watching than even you could possibly imagine and the incident will not go unnoticed especially by Jupiter and at least three of its moons.

A waitress you tip generously will bless you in church on Sunday, giving you a better than average chance of winning the lottery the following Saturday.

This month your lucky fruit and lucky color is orange. Enjoy this rare alignment of color and fruit luckiness.

 

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