Scorpio - April 2007 - Funny Horoscope

You will be strongly drawn to war time speeches this month and military fetishism of the camouflage combat trouser or vest variety. You will be tempted to pick fights spontaneously around the hours of 11-11:30 at night or as the pub closes.

Animated movies, especially Looney Tunes or early Donald Ducks, will provide moments of mirth around the 6th. After watching these you will feel strangely drawn to the outdoors life and especially the woods. Either you are easily suggestible, or you are turning into Elmar Fudd.

This month your lucky fruit is a peach. Your most unlucky fruit is a raspberry. This means that eating peach melba will have an uncertain result on your gums.

 

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