Sagittarius - April 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Sagittarians love nothing better than eating chocolate while gently swinging back and forth in one of those rocky-type chairs some people have in their backyards or on their porches like in the Waltons. Chocolate with whole nuts in, however, is ill starred this month, especially around the 16th when there is a 76% chance of choking, especially when swinging back and forth.

This month your lucky fruit is a lemon. Unfortunately your most unlucky egg based desert will be meringue. Lemon meringue pie will be ill starred until after the cock crows on the 19th.

 

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