Pisces - April 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A bull or cow will notice you while you are out for one of your healthy walks this month; beware - get too close and it will make determined efforts to knock you to the ground. This is due to a misunderstanding involving someone who looks exactly like you. As fate will have it, there will be a brush and a pale of urine on hand - ensuring that the pale ends upside-down on the bull's head is the only way to successfully handle this tricky encounter.

Your lucky fruit this month is a kiwi. Unfortunately, your most unlucky nation in the world this month is New Zealand. Beware catering staff from Oceania in all of their forms until well after the 29th.

 

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