Leo - April 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Office administration is about to come into your life in a big way. This month you will be called to index your belongings and color code your priorities. Make sure you have enough staples on hand for emergencies.

Using your new found office administration skills, use standard managerial techniques to combat your personal problems. Refuse to deal with any of life's problems until you have completed a 150+ page report on their viability. Stick to this plan for the next 26 months, or until management changes.

This month your lucky added value fruit will be a toffee apple. Your lucky social activity will be a traveling fair, your lucky ride at the fair will be anything twizzly and colorful.

 

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