Gemini - April 2007 - Funny Horoscope

There are days in your life when you succeed without even trying, this month there are no less than 7 of them. Enjoy 5,7,12,13,14,15, and especially 27th if you work in a chemists or sex shop.

This number of lucky days is a record for any star sign so make the most of it. This will not occur for another 26,745,765 years.

This month your lucky fruit will be plums. Your lucky pastry will be short crust. Try to make all of your important life decisions this month while eating homemade plum pie.

 

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