A hat, which has previously been a reliable favorite, will cause considerable grief when it flops outrageously down around your ears at a social occasion possibly involving horses or gerbils. Make light of this and you will profit financially, win new friends and transform your social circle in ways unbelievable to you as you read this - pull a pissy fit, however, and you are set for stardom and outrageously satisfying sex for the rest of your life. The choice is yours.

This month your lucky fruit will be grapes. Your lucky author will be John Steinbeck. This could be the month to read the Grapes of Wrath.