Cancer - April 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Your phobia of fat people will continue to cause you much concern this month especially when negotiating the dairy section of a favorite supermarket.

You will be shocked to discover this month that your hair stylist is blind (and has been for the last ten years).

This month your lucky fruit is a strawberry. Your lucky social activity is an outside cowboy line-dancing social. If there are strawberries at this line-dancing event your luck really is in this month.

 

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