Aries - April 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Reevaluate carefully your goals for the year. Dispense with any clothing you have acquired which is likely to clash with a bright orange hat.

Your first Tae-Bo class is still just a phone call away: make that call! You will find yourself welcomed into a world of muscled friendliness you only had ever dreamed of before.

This month your lucky fruit may be a raspberry, your chart is not clear - it could easily be a woolen hat.

 

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