An antitheft device is set to make this month zing with espionage levels of excitement. Make up a secret service pseudonym and go undercover frequently during the month. Make sure your swimming trunks are ready at the shortest of notices, as you will be drawn to places that shun modest dress codes.

An ornament of a proud, excited, naked, Greek man, will snap off in the groin area. You will spend most of the month pondering whether to fix it with glue, tape, nails or just throw it away.

This month your lucky fruit will be a blueberry.