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a star sign from the right to begin
the paw of friendship by 'The Dressed Like Honey Bears Honey Eaters of Yosemite'
with an Enthusiastic Hug by 'The Normally Reticent Huggers of Birmingham'
with greetings from George W Bush's personal horoscope provider, October 2005
scientific tests our horoscopes were 75.8% accurate, 25% better than our nearest
the hope for a new beginning since 1961
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