Virgo - September 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Mercury's left-to-right movement in your celestial charts are set for a quick reversal this month. A bit like a moon walk but involving planets.

Sharp movements in the planets like this are rare and can be quite devastating for those involved. (It's similar to when one of those large oil tankers want to turn round on the sea and it takes 10 miles or so to do it, except Mercury is about a billion times bigger and it'll all be happening over a couple of days.)

Expect the unexpected and take an umbrella everywhere even when it looks fine.

Jazz will offer moments of finger tapping relaxation this month enjoy best with an orange coloured drink.

 

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