Taurus - September 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Mechanical problems are set to blight this month, especially with regards to bicycles, but also industrial machines with limb ripping-off potential.

It is one of those strange truths in life that things that can kill us can also be useful in moderation. Embrace your death defying tendency and welcome a modest amount of new life-challenges this month, as long as it does not involve water or space travel.

Greet a stranger with a nifty wink on the 18th as she will offer you many exciting opportunities for self expression.

 

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