Scorpio - September 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Pluto and Mercury will fight to control you mood swings this month in a Walt-Disney-short-cartoon-of-the-early-1940's type way. It looks likely that Mercury will win in the end after jamming a spanner down Pluto's throat.

Expect fiery bursts of anger to come out of your mouth during the most innocent of moments. Ensure your hair care is not compromised in your early morning ablutions: remember that bad hair days can make moment of abject jumping up and down anger hilarious.

Pluto's 'things you ought to know this month': Homophobia is not a hatred of your home.

 

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