Pisces - September 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Last month we told you:

A recurring dream in which you run, naked, down to the shops to buy a pint of milk in the middle of the night, is set to become more frequent this month.

Your charts are now back from the factory.

It is clear that Jupiter has been concerned about your calcium intake for quite a while and is influencing your mind using the ancient planetary technique of dreams. Vitamin and mineral supplements should be embraced until you get the running-hard-but-you-dont-move-because-you-are-in-sticky-stuff dream.

A new exercise regime, including eating healthy food, which you dismissed in March as too much effort, may provide interest this month now you have gained 40 pounds of flab. Exercise will have a fantastic effect on your libido and will repay the effort twofold over time.

 

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