Leo - September 2006 - Funny Horoscope

You have always feared Full Moons after watching that werewolf movie as a youngster. This month your worst fears will either be alleviated forever, or confirmed in the most harrowing of fur-based incidents.

Dawn and dusk have begun to confuse your shopping habits in this 24 hour shopping society. This month you will have to confront the question: At dawn should I slow down my shopping or speed up? Is dusk a sign that I should take a break in an in-mall eatery? Jupiter will take you in hand and provide a shopping list of life-affirming dimensions.

A former East German is not happy with you and may use you as an example of what might happen to his children if his advice to them is not heeded.

 

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