Capricorn - September 2006 - Funny Horoscope

A porn star is about to base his latest performance on you in a farmyard based movie this month.

The movie, which is set for release in a red packaging later in the year, will include some of your favourite sexy secrets.

Don't looked so shocked! You will not be named in this red hot passionate movie of sweaty lust, however, anyone who watches it and know you will clearly be able to make out who the central character is based on. Neptune has ordered an advance copy.

Hugs and kisses are well starred throughout the month, especially the part when the lips are pursed and the eyes are half shut. Whilst you are slow to welcome the touch of strangers, this month you will be encouraged to experiment wildly and at length.

A knock at the door will bring a small surprise on the 26th.


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