Scorpio - October 2006 - Funny Horoscope

You will be affected by a high-finance arbitrage swap-trade involving sheep and corn this month which will prove either highly lucrative or hellishly noisy. Take care to eat up all your greens.

A man in a kaftan will offer you some advice which may ultimately lead to you buying a red T-shirt.

Beware the sound: drip drip drip until dusk on the 19th.

 

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