Libra - October 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Fancy dress costumes, particularly involving any rescue services that use ladders, are set to make this month zing with excitement. You will be tempted to wear your costume out of the house, so expect uniform related inquiries to pepper your walking down the High Street, or when browsing for stuff in Malls, especially after dusk or during times of public panic.

Your typically undecided Libran persona will make a trip to a restaurant a much longer experience than would normally be expected. Try to brush up on your Italian for weeks before trying to order from an Italian menu, and never believe a word the waiter is saying.

You will only be happy during hot baths or lukewarm showers until well into November.

 

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