It's like you have been jogging up and down on this piece of ground for ages, never making any progress - you are starting to feel disheartened, disheveled, in need of a good hard frisking (in the airport security sense)...

Your luck will be in this month as Jupiter noose-whips Pluto on it's gander phase. Put simply, this means your life will be filled to the brim with Chippendale-type strippers keen to do your bidding, either in the sexual or home furnishings sense.

Trips to feed the ducks in a public park are well starred, especially with white bread 4 days past its sell-by date. Break bread into small bite-sized pieces and throw liberally into the water around the birds BUT NOT on to the duck's heads, which is a typically Gemini tendency.