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AWARDS

Won the 'Most Psychic Quill' from the Not in My Back Yard Anti Horoscope League

Proudly Spat on by the Psychic Spittoon Regiment

Interfered with by the Planetary Interference Society of Morocco

Seized by the day-seizers of Chipping Sudbury South

Made giddy-in-the-knees by the fast spinning star gazers of Giddyville

Inducing laughter to hernia popping levels and above since 1961

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