Scorpio - November 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Your left hand will develop an occasional grasping difficulty this month, a bit like in that movie The Dead Man's Hand With A Mind Of It's Own.

On the 10th, when sitting on the toilet, ensure your balance is correct at all times as your left arm could try to destabilize you when you least expect it. Best to leave any wiping activities exclusively to your right hand until after dusk on the 14th.

Consider hiring a short home help for the month, but do not pay them any more than the minimum wage for dwarves.

 

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