Resist the temptation to buy a competitively priced new car this month from a Mafia controlled garage. You will be sold a lemon but when you try to take it back it will upset the garage owners in a messily horse's-head-in-the-bed type Godfather way.

Look for solace in God and pray.

Be armed at all times, especially during test drives, and never answer the front door in just your underpants until arrests have been made down your street.