the temptation to buy a competitively priced new car this month from a Mafia controlled
garage. You will be sold a lemon but when you try to take it back it will upset
the garage owners in a messily horse's-head-in-the-bed type Godfather
for solace in God and pray.
Be armed at all times, especially during test drives, and never answer the front
door in just your underpants until arrests have been made down your street.