keenness for doing 'wheelies' on your bicycle will do you no good at all this
wheelie-ing down to the shops around the 18th you will be photographed by a traffic
camera going through a red traffic light, and, when coming back, you will leave
a trail of sugar from a punctured bag - this will attract cats from the neighborhood
who will, while trying to eat the sugar, cause a ten car pile up and the death
of two people, one of them a child of a Nobel peace prize winning scientist whose
great great great great grandson invents time travel and will come back to sort
it all out in what is seemingly, to you, an instant. Ensure your insurance cover
is up to date just in case the flux capacitor breaks again.
slapping anyone's ass on 20th for fear that this could be misconstrued in the
exact opposite way you intended it to be.