Gemini - November 2006 - Funny Horoscope

You will invite a group of 11 to a dinner party at your house on the 10th but only two hours before they arrive your oven will stop working all of a sudden.

Panic / don't panic it's all the same in the planetary scheme of things... Give your guests lots to drink and send out for pizza, only three will notice your plight.

Your DVD player will cause confusion this month, with the remote control jumbling up all of the controls in a random fashion. There is no point in returning the appliance to the electrical store as you will be be mocked by a spotty teen who will not believe a word you are saying. Change the batteries and hope for the best.

 

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