your humane impulse to jump in to water to save a drowning child in a local lake
or swimming pool after the 23rd...
are making a film and you will just look like an ass.
of this incident could even be used in comedy out-take blooper shows for the rest
of your life, leaving you open to ridicule, the loss of your job and almost certain
will drive past a soup kitchen which has your name on the front on 5th, toot your
horn no more than 3 times.