Cancer - November 2006 - Funny Horoscope

A dance class, or a kick-boxercise session, is fraught with muscle-achy downside this month, especially when punching the air or skipping with others.

The problem is that you are not taking Mercury's warm-up exercises seriously enough. These are essential lest you are doomed to pull even more obscure muscles during the necessary athletic exertions covered in the advanced lessons next year.

You will help a work colleague welcome hygiene into their life on the 6th using the method of sarcasm.

 

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