Aries - November 2006 - Funny Horoscope

In a previous life you were a chess grand master - it's true. Challenge a loved one to an impromptu chess match on 8th after a few drinks. You may like to toy with their backward chess playing skills for a little while (like a kitten with a ball of wool) before tearing their chess playing dreams to shreds with your Queen and Knight using a little understood pincer maneuver.

This new found confidence could open up a whole new dimension to your typical Ariesian attitude to life, however avoid buying a new hat on 24th even though it matches your shoes.

 

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