application to be frozen in your local cryogenics freezer-farm has been accepted,
however you will have second thoughts about this after 23rd...
watching a rare Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, due to be screened in your area on
the 23rd, which is about a man who was cryogenically frozen alive - he was so
frozen that he couldn't tell doctors he wasn't unconscious but could see and hear
everything going on about him. He remained frozen until he was defrosted 5 years
later following an accounting error involving a rare 'debit and credit entry in
the wrong column'.
escaped elephant will appear in your street on 15th. Do not give it peanuts as
these give them explosive diarrhea.