Your application to be frozen in your local cryogenics freezer-farm has been accepted, however you will have second thoughts about this after 23rd...

Avoid watching a rare Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, due to be screened in your area on the 23rd, which is about a man who was cryogenically frozen alive - he was so frozen that he couldn't tell doctors he wasn't unconscious but could see and hear everything going on about him. He remained frozen until he was defrosted 5 years later following an accounting error involving a rare 'debit and credit entry in the wrong column'.

An escaped elephant will appear in your street on 15th. Do not give it peanuts as these give them explosive diarrhea.