May 2006 - Funny Horoscope

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The Posh Cynical People of Seattle Horoscope of the Year Mini-Monument 2005

Rated More-Accurate-Than-Any-Other-Newspaper-Horoscope By The Critics Wives of Rumania, February 2006

Busty Comics Award for Future-Gazing Using The Stars And Glass Objects, 2004 - 2005

Naked Horoscope of the Nude Soul Award 2006

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