Sagittarius - May 2006 - Funny Horoscope

A hearty cough has saved many a life, especially in sub-Heimlich Manoeuvre choking instances. Use this knowledge to your advantage around the 10th when invited to a dull, ill advised, dining event under the influence of Mars.

Beware The Congo, yellow Wellington Boots and copper coins after the 8th, as Pluto's ascendancy is adjunct to Mercury's' natural mood. Flipping coins will also prove problematic at times for this reason.

Swings, slides, but not spinning wheels, are your favoured playground activities.

 

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