Pisces - May 2006 - Funny Horoscope

As a Pisces you are only too aware that you are the only star sign with all the letters of the word piss in the correct order.

Your planetary influenced, stroppy, arrogant, pigheaded, won't listen to anyone, angry, yes - pissy, attitude, tends to attract the wrong kind of friends. Welcome the opportunity of an anger management course at any time as long as it isn't run by a fellow Piscean.

Dress in light colours and work on your body language as your sharp tongue will continue to be your undoing.

The phrase: 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' will have a rude meaning around the 27th.

 

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