Leo - May 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Allow Mercury and Pluto to make all your decisions this month. Summon their powers with a dice, numbering each of your options (1 to 6) before shaking vigorously to observe what the planets have in store.

Careful use of this power, around the spiritually significant period of dusk, may lead to better than average lottery number picking chances, although smaller requests, such as 'will the car start first time in the morning?', or 'will a postal delivery get here on time?', are more reasonable requests.

The planets have noticed that in your normal praying routine you never give them a mention. Try to remember this in any requests involving money, or physical injury to those deserving of your wrath.

 

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