Capricorn - May 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Remember that imaginary fears are just that. Only fear things you can actually see, hear, or that can hide in dark spaces in your home ready to jump out at you from behind at a moment's notice.

You will be put in the embarrassing (and far too complicated to go into here) position of having to accept charity this month, even though you do not need it. Accept gifts given with a cross, impatient, face, and hand them over to those even less fortunate than yourself at your soonest convenience.

In both lottery's and Chinese takeaways the number 17 will have extra special significance.

 

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