Cancer - May 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Reds and oranges, but not yellows, will offer comfort in a clothing based dilemma around the 6th.

You will completely ignore warnings of impending doom and disaster after the 18th to no apparent consequence.

Donkeys, in all of their forms, should be avoided after the 23rd due to the risk of a painful incident involving a large straw hat with ears pointing out the top.

Dogs and rodents may be charmed by your joie de vivre around the 17th, especially in any rustic, French based setting. However domesticated cats, and those in their family, will not be, and may choose to punish your inappropriate Frenchness leaving you in an uncomfortable, and untidy, position.

 

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