A strong, shiny, Sun will not only blister you and make you sore this month, it will also have devastating effects on your punctuation.

Despite all of your best efforts, commas, semi colons and dashes will appear haphazardly in any copy you produce. Accept this limitation until after sun sets nightly before the 22nd, or only use e-mail for the whole month.

An aptly named cuddly toy will influence an important decision around the 4th.

The internet will sow a seed in your mind that will eventually lead to you purchasing a sex toy or possibly bird bath later in the year.