Aquarius - May 2006 - Funny Horoscope

A small car will make this month traumatic, especially when driving in narrow country roads or when you are parked precariously by a pool, lake or river.

Fire hydrants could provide moments of water based enjoyment, as could office based sprinkler systems, but not garden hoses.

Accept change given you by vending machines in the spirit intended, but do not spit back.

Venus continues to watch with a furrowed brow.

 

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