Virgo - June 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Things are about to work out in a business venture in ways you have foreseen but which family members have been joking heartily and at length in your face about for much of the last 6 months.

Remember that greatness for leaders, such as yourself, is shown in how well you handle success, and then the speed with which you can organise retaliatory strikes against the non-believers.

Mercury will be waiting in the wings to offer advice on how best to achieve the required smiting.

This month your destiny will appear in the form of a riddle involving a soft fruit and a Dracula type cloak; answer this carefully or you will have to pay the price until well after Halloween.

 

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