Scorpio - June 2006 - Funny Horoscope

You will be offered a franchising deal this month that you would be a fool to turn down before Neptune finally completes its conjunction with Saturn around the 30th.

'Faster than fast food' is the new food paradigm about to excite the world later in the decade and now is the time to get on-board. The restaurant combines all the advantages of predictive cell phone texting with service with a smile. It's virtually guaranteed to be a success according to Venus who has shares.

Also welcome e-mail's from Nigerians you have never heard of offering large sums of money - but do not send any money to them fearing that this is a scam.

This month your destiny will be suggested in a newspaper horoscope column or on a violence based television agony aunt type show run by the WWE.


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