You
will fall in love again this month as your romantic tendency reveals itself as
a loud gasp when confronted by a chiselled chin or an animal enjoying a period
of extreme fitness. Welcome
romance and, in particular, eating meals by candlelight, in all of its flickery
forms. All
fizzy drinks, but especially those containing cherry flavourings, are poorly starred
until well into the month of October. In
particular, ensure that street vendors selling fizzy drinks in bottles or cans
do not secretly shake them vigorously before they hand them over to you to open,
as this will lead to sticky clothing which inevitably will mean you must strip
naked in the streets. (Do not feel self conscious about this as everyone agrees
that you have a nicely buffed Leo botty.) |