Gemini - June 2006 - Funny Horoscope

A relationship from the past will make a comeback in a strange and compellingly erotic way. Embrace the challenge of keeping this a secret from those close to you, never fearing the consequences of your doings.

Your life will start to resemble that of a character in a popular soap from the past, including kumquats and shoulder pads, in ways too complex to go into fully here. Suffice it to say that it is best to avoid people named Kristin as it was she who shot JR in 1980's television's Dallas.

Welcome collaboration on a theatrical venture as destiny will reveal itself in the form of a striptease routine involving feathers.

 

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