Cancer - June 2006 - Funny Horoscope

A funny smell will start your month uncomfortably. This is due, in part, to a large Sulphur storm over Saturn's under crust. However, it's advisable to eat up all old cheeses you have been fermenting in the back of the fridge before the 9th of the month, especially those made from milk from an angry goat.

Full Moons rarely have any effect on your resolute Cancer character, however the one on the 3rd could inspire you to scream and shout at the moon during dusk. Ensure throat lozenges, shaving equipment and industrially strong nail clippers are on hand throughout any were-wolfy periods.

Your destiny will suggest itself during a comedy routine involving a scantily clad woman, or man, and cows.

 

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