Aries - June 2006 - Funny Horoscope

You have been obsessed with a mission over the last three months and this month your planning will come to fruition, even if not in exactly the way you intended it.

Embrace light bulbs and simple switches into your life on Tuesday's as Mercury reveals a nifty physics based solution.

Family disagreements involving dinosaurs are set to dominate meal times until well after the 20th. In particular avoid controversial theories on the Diplodicus, and dismiss out of hand anyone who claims there was a dinosaur named a Leakysaurus.

Your destiny is waiting for you to utter a catchphrase made famous on a quiz or comedy show in the 70's.

 

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