Virgo - July 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Laughter is the best medicine and, this month, Jupiter is about to give your chuckle muscles a fantastic workout in the form of a new member of staff who will create havoc in a 'not my problem' kind of way.

Enjoy Jupiter's sense of humour while it lasts. The charts indicate a sustained period of anger brewing in Jupiter's nocturnal antiphase at the end of August.

Leaves and salad vegetables look set to make any meal after 3pm zing with opportunity. Neptune favours a light mayonnaise or olive oil dressing with a touch of seasoning, even for those on a low sodium diet.

Beware processed meat in all of its forms.

 

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