Taurus - July 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Cloth caps, and handkerchiefs knotted at the corners, are your preferred head wear this month, especially after the Saturnian dust clouds temper around the 7th.

Beware slicing cucumbers and cucumber shaped salad vegetables during the Neptunian hyper phase gesticulation around the 4th-17th of the month. During this time sharpening knives will also have no effect, so it's probably best to not bother and do something else instead.

Do not underestimate the power of a chime or loud 'bong' from a large clock, especially when escaped zoo animals are on the prowl.

 

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