A joke, or comedy clip, from radio or television's Golden Age will tickle you in ways that your critics will find simple and low brow. Unfortunately their attitude will make it all the funnier and you will have to find ways to extricate yourself from social situations to laugh uninhibitedly when necessary.

Greet all animate beings with a full and mighty grin until well into the New Year.

Space Aliens seem determined to enter your consciousness on many levels including the little understood dimension of cake decoration. Beware thick icing and marzipan until well into the second half of September.

A drummer you knew in college will bang a tune with you in mind on the 7th.

Your destiny suggests itself in the form of a dog with only one good eye and an itch it needs to lick on the blind side.