Sagittarius - July 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Rice and eggs, but not noodles, will make especially good dinner companions, and not just in the Chinese take-out sense on the 23rd. Your appetite is about to come under the influence of Saturn, so expect changes and new sauces to present themselves for your culinary pleasure.

An old lady will hum a melody which you will find hard to place, especially on even numbered days except days with a 6 or 4 in them.

The term 'many a slip twixt cup and lip' suggests many things any of which could happen this month.

July is traditionally your favoured month to 'let go'. Destiny suggests a full audit of past July's from years gone by and would advise not making the same mistakes twice unless a beach and wine are involved.

 

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