Pisces - July 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Wrapped gifts will present a problem which will be unresolvable on the 7th other than by the complete unwrapping of them to see what is inside. Neptune looks unfavorable on squeezing, kneading and shaking of all wrapped gifts until well into November.

An ab-crunch exercise program you have been promising yourself looks set to become inevitable after Pluto is influenced by the motion in one of its newly discovered moons. Remember to take exercise easy to start with and do not expect results to be obvious for many years.

Welcome nighttime with a cheerful smile and a stiff drink on the 19th as a lesson is about to be learnt that will leave an unpleasant taste in yours and a neighbor's mouth.


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