Libra - July 2006 - Funny Horoscope

A tooth pick, or, possibly, an especially brittle tooth brush, is set to poke you harshly around the 7th - Saturn is not about to forgive your snub delivered in the form of a flower arrangement or disrespectful bubble bath from times past.

Flashing red lights will dictate urgent movement throughout the month, but never more so when loud thumpy sirens or music are involved.

Drug taking may prove itself to be inevitable at points of Sun storms on the 18th.

Your only hope seems to be to offer Saturn a sacrifice in the form of a flowering pot plant in an attempt to quell its anger.

 

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